Best Computer Simulation of Hell. “Breaking Madden: The Mark Sanchez Century” by Jon Bois at SB Nation.
Best Open Letter. “Dear Democratic Party: Make No Mistake About It, Republicans Didn’t Win – You Lost” by Allen Clifton at Forward Progressives.
Best Mom Post. “Having a Bad Day Doesn’t Make You a Bad Mother” by Lisa-Jo Baker at Surprised by Motherhood.
Best Dad Post. “Running With My Kids” by Whit Honea at The Honea Express.
Wisest. “Six Words My Kid Said That Contain Such Wisdom” by Cornelia Seigneur at Huff Post Parents.
Best Redefinition. “#Blessed” by Jamie Wright at Jamie The Very Worst Missionary.
Best Parenting Advice. “Mom and Dad, You Suck at Parenting (and Here’s Why That’s Just Fine)” by Jon Pavlovitz.
Best Reminder. “Being a Christian Doesn’t Always Look Like You Think it Should” by Preston Sprinkle at Relevant.
Best Movie Review. “An Obnoxious Review of ‘Interstellar,’ by the 3 Jerks in the Row Behind Me” by Adam Hall at Tenor Dad.
Best Special Needs Post. “She Stands Tall: Not Trying to Fix the Child I Adopted” by Gillian Marchenko at Not Alone.
Best Guest Post. “De(tales): Bible” by Heather Caliri at Cara Strickland’s Little Did She Know.
Best Commentary. “An NFL Locker Room is Not a Hive” by Stephen White at SB Nation.
Best Video. “Quick and Easy Voting for Normal People” by CGP Grey (via YouTube).
“Boom! Election over.”